May I ask you a question?
If you have any questions or queries about something not covered on this website, please ask me! I would rather we have complete understanding between us instead of assumptions being made. I am not easily perturbed, however I do expect a friendly greeting and sincerity if you wish receive a reply. Some questions may not receive an in-depth response, or may just go unanswered entirely. This is if the answer is easily found on this website or is an obvious attempt to waste my time.
How do I make a booking?
To make a booking, please contact me via my contact form on the Contact Page with the following information: your name, the date, time, and duration of your booking request, the location (incall/outcall/hotel/address), and any other requests you may have regarding out time together.
When will you reply?
I check emails on Monday – Friday between 8am-12pm. Replies can vary from on the day, to three days later.
If you have a confirmed booking, I will of course keep in touch when it is required.
What if we've met, before you disappeared?
If we used to meet in the past, please let me know as I’d love to reconnect! It will help me greatly if you could share a few details to help identify you. Regulars will receive a discount of $50 for posted tour incalls and $100 for outcalls. If you’re wondering why I left with no warning, I have a blog post here that should explain a little of what happened.
What if I've never met you before?
If this is your first time seeing me, I may request a deposit to confirm our date. For outcalls, I may ask for further ID verification depending on certain circumstances such as FMTY or visits to a private residence. This may be in the form of a Drivers License/Proof of Age Card/other government issued identification and/or your full name used for a hotel/AirBnB reservation. Your personal information will always be deleted once we have parted ways.
Yes yes, I know. I would also love to live in a society where people are true to their word and inconveniences never occur, however we don’t. I’d like to do what I can ensure that I’m not being taken for a ride, and not the fun kind!
If I ask for a deposit to secure your booking, the amount will be as follows:
- Standard bookings and Dates of 4 hours or less: 20% total fee rounded up to the nearest 50.
- Interstate travel/Overnight/Extended bookings: 30% total fee rounded up to the nearest 50.
Your deposit is then deducted from the total fee due when we meet.
I will clarify everything with you during the booking process, if a deposit is ever required.
What happens to my deposit if I need to cancel?
I understand that sometimes life gets in the way! If you need to cancel, please try to do so with at least 72 hours notice.
If you cancel with at least 72 hours notice: I will hold your deposit for 3 months to go toward a future booking.
If you cancel with less than 72 hours notice: Same as above however $100 per hour booked will be taken as a cancellation fee.
I will also be implementing a ‘Three Strike Rule’; If you cancel 3 times on the same deposit, you’re out! You do not pass go, you do not collect $200 dollars… or whatever amount you paid as a deposit.
If for some reason I need to cancel, I will refund the deposit within 3 business days or hold it for a future booking. Your choice! Because I’m just so kind…
What are my payment options?
Currently, I am able to accept payments in the form of either cash on arrival (AUD or foreign equivalent), a cash deposit via St. George or Commonwealth Smart ATM’s, and Beemit. I also offer bank transfers for trusted regular clients.
Can I write a review?
Please feel free to write a review of our time together! I would appreciate that you keep certain private details to a minimum. You’re welcome to share your review with me before posting if you’d like to make sure I am comfortable with the information presented.
What if I have a complaint?
If you feel that any part of my service was unacceptable, please let me know! I’m sure it might feel awkward however I would really appreciate the chance to learn from these experiences. You are parting with a large sum to see me, so it feels only right that I take your view in to consideration and work towards a resolution.
Basic booking terms; some of which I wish I didn't have to state, but will anyway.
Our date begins the moment we meet. If you are running more than 15 min late without notifying me, your time begins at the time you agreed upon. If you decide to leave early, a refund for the remaining time will not be applicable. I will refund fees for remaining time if I must end our date early due to personal reasons.
I ask that you please arrive discretely, present good oral hygiene, and with clean nails. I will expect you to have a quick, but thorough, shower soon after arriving. For outcalls, you can of course shower before I arrive or wait for me to join you. Avoid brushing or flossing your teeth for at least an hour before we meet, and instead freshen up with mouthwash. Brushing and flossing causes micro wounds in the mouth which are not ideal for safety reasons.
If I notice that after a shower you aren’t adequately clean, I will present you with one or more of the following options.
1. I will ask you to wash again, and offer to help out if required. If you need to use the toilet, do so before showering.
2. If after a second attempt you are not properly clean, I will refuse services related to the areas of inadequate hygiene.
3. If you are disrespectful/argumentative when faced with the former options, I will cancel instantly without a refund.
Any aggressive, threatening, or other hurtful behaviours made against me (physical, verbal, consent violations etc.) will result in an immediate cessation of the booking without a refund. Depending on the severity, police may be called and/or I will pursue criminal charges. No always means no. Failure to respect a no will not be tolerated. I’m very patient and polite, it takes a lot to anger me, however do not confuse this with weakness.
I give what I get, be it good or bad, so let’s make sure a fun time is had!